Nintendo=Masturbation Aid for teenage girls and America declares war on the Netherlands. (thanks Faye!)
If you combined the two headlines, America would have declared war on masturbation, which I guess the current administration wouldn’t mind doing. Though it’d probably save on those teen pregnancies…

IBM on Ease of Use Design

Apparently Google can’t find any images of Nicole Kidman in BMX Bandits.

According to the Tour de France website, “Lance ARMSTRONG worn by Laurent JALABERT”.

The world’s flags given letter grades (Australia got a C for ‘colonial nonsense’ and ‘too many stars’.)

From the Age, “Peter Falconio, the British tourist presumed murdered almost a year ago in an outback ambush, may have faked his own death”.

The other day Fraser and I went to one of the local pub/coffeeshops, and ended up playing a few games of table soccer. The table being right near the kitchen, I spotted the real source of those millions of websites: the Webomatic. The photo I took didn’t work out, so here are some someone else prepared earlier: the Webomatic, and a closeup of a probable control panel:

If I was the kind of person to read other people’s personal emails, I don’t know that I’d do a Laurie Oakes and broadcast to the world that I’m that kind of person

If Britney Spears was a geek, would she have sung, ‘diff me baby, one more time’?

It’s funny how traditions fossilise when a community that follows them moves away from the rest of the community. As an example, neon Kermis in the Netherlands vs quaint Kermis in the USA.