“As you are unaware of the well-known sexual antics between two popular classmates, you must reside in a cave in eastern Afghanistan.”
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Who decided that ‘terrorism’ should become ‘terror’? ‘Terrorist attacks’ become ‘terror attacks’?
Did the sub- and editorial staff of every single media outlet give up the battle for correct English overnight? Will they allow random they’re/their/there’s now?

blk? Is this some US cultural thing where you can’t say ‘black’?

Your Grocery List Could Spark a Terror Probe

Patently ridiculous: What’s Europe to do?

Shocking new evidence of Celine Dion’s alien secret!
Experts speculate these pictures may be the first photographs of alien communication, perhaps an alien mating call. Other scientists speculate that the second shocking picture may show part of the alien birthing process, or a beneficial cleaning parasite at work.

SOUTH Australia has declared an official end to World War II – 57 years after the halt to hostilities in Europe and the Pacific.

Scientific study determines that beer goggles really exist.

Candidates who agree to change their name to Turok will receive

news.com.au “AUSTRALIA should be able to weather the transition to an older population if it maintained a substantial migration program, Immigration Minister Philip Ruddock said.”