Today I tried prawn cocktail flavoured chips (or crisps, as the boys at work insist I call them). That’s weird enough, but they were vegetarian too.

Last night I had a dream that I was an Indian (Asian, if you’re English) woman, and that my friend and I were given semi-trailers. They needed some work, so learning to drive them was all the more exciting when you couldn’t be sure if the brakes were going to work.

Age: “Crikey.com.au journalist and shareholder activist Stephen Mayne today said his attempt to become a News Corp director had frightened its chairman Rupert Murdoch.”

Age: “Exorbitant public liability and medical indemnity insurance payouts could be capped under new reforms passed by the Victorian parliament’s lower house early today.”

(Merryl – if you’re reading – I hope everything’s ok)

I keep meaning to take a photo of the Franco Cozzo store of Hackney I pass each day on Kingsland Road. It even has one of those big swan beds in the window. It makes me a bit homesick.

Age: “This month the California legislature passed a law mandating that, by 2017, at least 20 per cent of the state’s energy must by provided by wind, solar, thermal and other renewable energies.”

Oh, the irony. I typed ‘internationalisation asp’ into google and they suggested ‘Did you mean:internationalization asp’.

I can’t help but find news of the African money scam funny, but this is almost sad: NCIS estimates that up to five Americans are sitting in hotel lobbies in London everyday waiting to meet people connected with this con.

Photo of a very poorly designed church window doing the rounds.