BBC: Mordor and Rivendell, known to fans of Lord of the Rings as part of Middle Earth, are other popular holiday search terms on Yahoo Travel.
Monthly Archives: January 2003
blog software (just cos I
blog software (just cos I can’t be bothered emailing myself the link)
Yahoo: Groom Killed By Stripper’s
Yahoo: Groom Killed By Stripper’s Boobs
It’s weird being in London
It’s weird being in London with half of eastern Australia burning. I can still remember when my cousins lost everything except the clothes they were wearing and the car they were driving in the 1983 Ash Wednesday bush fires. A family I know who had a caravan in Lorne had to stand in the sea for hours in the burning sun to escape the fires.
The sky was orange-brown for what seemed like days. I remember standing in our garden as burnt leaves and twigs dropped from the sky. As the fires spread further and more bush animals and livestock were killed, I seem to remember the smell changing from gum smoke to something darker.
Luckily the fires aren’t anywhere near Mum’s place on Westernport Bay. I feel pretty selfish for thinking this.
It feels weird that no-one else here has ever driven through a burning grass fire, or had nightmares after seeing gruesome bushfire safety displays. I can still remember one display where two members of a family had left the car to try and outrun the fire, while two members had stayed behind. The ones that stayed behind were ok, but they never found the others. They could tell how far they’d gotten before the radiant heat hit them because their thongs (flip-flops) had melted onto the road.
I guess they’ve never had nightmares about being eaten by sharks when out swimming either, another legacy of an Australian childhood.
Just for Faye, news.com.au: Ugg
Just for Faye, news.com.au: Ugg boots take on Big Apple
“He had no idea why Australians would think the trend so funny.”
I hate to say, ‘I
I hate to say, ‘I told you so’, but… “The bill for hosting the 2006 Commonwealth Games could be more than $500 million higher than the initial estimate, according to updated budget figures released by the Bracks Government.”
The UK is deciding whether or not to put London forward for the 2012 Olympics. It might be a good kick up the arse for London’s infrastructure and services but I can’t imagine them getting it together in time.
I saw an ad for
I saw an ad for a kid’s film today that carried the warning ‘contains mild peril’. Mild peril?
Kids have to deal with anthrax, world war, starvation and AIDS nightly on the news but they can’t watch cartoon characters face a crisis that’s going to be resolved five minutes later?
I love my life! I’ve
I love my life! I’ve just booked tickets from London to Helsinki in August. From Helsinki, we’ll take a train to St Petersburg. Just looking at this Russian train timetable makes me want to book more trips. Beijing to Moscow, anyone?
A man goes to see
A man goes to see an optometrist.
The doctor says, “You have to stop masturbating.”
The guy says, “Why? Am I going blind?”
The doctor says, “No, you’re upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.”
Belately, best line of the
Belately, best line of the week goes to Faye, for her comment about Maurice Gibb, “Looks like he had a problem with ‘stayin alive’…”