If it didn’t exist, they’d have to erect it so it could be triumphantly toppled.

Woohoo, go Jenn! Essential CVS is out soon.
Age: Microsoft aims to be ‘trustworthy’
“In January last year Bill Gates, the chief executive of Microsoft, emailed every employee, informing them that the world’s largest software company had some new priorities. The revolution was “trustworthy computing”, and it meant that all Microsoft software was to henceforth concentrate on the feature triumvirate of availability, security and privacy.”

Vulva puppets, for the person who has everything

Age: Pavarotti and Bono to sing for Iraq war victims
Haven’t they suffered enough?

I passed a beggar in one of the Old Street tube exits explaining why she loved her ‘job’ to two school boys.
“I can keep my own hours, no-one’s me boss, I earn enough to keep me and me dog”.

I’m trying out Columbia Newsblaster for breaking news and summaries.

I’m practising for my trip to Milan over Easter. “Sono abbastanza ubriaco. Siete molto attraenti.”
Maybe I should learn how to say, “kill me, kill me now” in thirty languages. Still, as much as work sucks, at least I’m not Senator Alston who spent $AU4 million redesigning a website. I doubt he actually cares how much he sucks, but still.

Saw three sessions at the LLGFF this weekend. Beyond Vanilla, I’ll Show You Mine, and Girls’ Own Guide to Girls.
My highly opinionated thoughts on “I’ll Show You Mine” below…

My Dutch word of the day was “kraamster” – a female peddlar. Bless a language that can get so specific. It would also make a great insult – sounds impressive, but isn’t actually offensive.

Apparently a deadly bug pandemic warning is no excuse for failing to accessorising correctly.