Not that I’m looking into teaching English as a foreign language or anything, but I came across this today: “If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”

Speaking of trolls….

I think that after they make my reality tv show about tv producers finding the next reality tv format, they should make one where the winners of all the other reality tv shows compete to become the uber-reality tv winner. Of course, in true reality tv style, the runner-up will become more famous.

Well, so far Copenhagen is just ace.

I’m a beastly stinky alien!

Since becoming Attorney General in January 2001, Ashcroft has placed a number of limits on civil liberties, restrictions which have earned him the enmity of the ACLU and other such organizations. Recently, however, Ashcroft has also begun to draw criticism from another sector: angry peasant villagers.