Some good lines in the Onion this week.
Horoscope: “You love pointing out that you were raised by wolves, but you never mention that they were Harvard-educated, old-money Boston wolves.”
Condoleezza Rice: Sept. 11 Could Not Have Been Prevented Without Accruing A Lot Of Overtime
And for the last line alone, Jackie Harvey: “I know he’s our president, but did George W. Bush have to ruin television for a night? I know he had to give his State of the Union address, but why did he have to start it at 8:30? That meant America’s Idol had to be postponed, as did some of my other favorite Tuesday shows. We should all support our president in a time of war, but there have to be limits. Bumping America’s Idol constitutes an abuse of power.”