Oh, and the cleaner told me off for daring to try and use the toilet at the start of the lunch break.
She challenged me, “what do you want to do?” and I really meekly said, “use the toilet?” and she told me to bugger off.
Oh, and there’s a guy who looks like David Brent. Deadset.
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