‘YOUR SUCH A DORK, YOUR JUST DOING THIS TO GET ATTENTION.’

Posted byminke sucks 2 Comments on ‘YOUR SUCH A DORK, YOUR JUST DOING THIS TO GET ATTENTION.’

Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 18:36:07 EST
From:Skribble85@example.com
Subject: Celine Dion is an Alien
YOU’RE A SICK PERSON!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CELINES NOT AN ALIEN, THEY DON’T EXCIST.
YOUR SUCH A DORK, YOUR JUST DOING THIS TO GET ATTENTION.

2 replies on “‘YOUR SUCH A DORK, YOUR JUST DOING THIS TO GET ATTENTION.’”

  1. Celine Dion just plain sucks serious ass. From long gangly limbs to a face that could sink a thousand ships, to getting millions of dollars just for having great skin and a horrifyingly awful voice. And what’s the deal with her husband? He looks like the model citizen in Orcville. Thinks she’s in it for the money? If I have to sit through one of her inspirational solo wailings, I just might jab an icepick in my ears so as never to hear her piteous moans again in my life. Everything shitty about Canada and France rolled into Celine, the Diva from Hell.

  2. I think Celine is hot! Why do you pick on her so much?
    Celine looks great, has a wonderful voice, and always lifts my spirits.
    I love her 2004 calendar.

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