Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 15:26:05 -0800 From: J Cox Subject: Me My name is Allen Jacobsen.I want to be your boy.I will do anything you say forever. Please send me directions. Jcox@example.com Anything Gosh. But why doesn’t your name match your email address?
Category Archives: 1999
‘You are sick!’
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 08:35:53 EST From:MTK719@example.com Subject: You are sick! People Magazine will be happy to see this. I sat by the phone waiting for a call from People for *ages* after this comment. They never rang.
‘she’s from Charlemagne’
Date: Mon, 22 Feb 1999 15:26:31 EST From: Celine68@example.com name=Chandraalien=Nocomments=Her skin isn’t really green sillyShe isn’t from Pracsehs- she’s from Charlemagne Her voice is very rare and that’s why it seems sh e is not from earth Phew, thanks for clearing that up for us! By the way, did you all notice that ‘Pracsehs’ is […]
‘BUT IF SHE IS AN ALIEN SHE’S A GREAT ALIEN’
Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 17:35:510100 (MET) From: “yves montandon” name=LUDOVICalien=Nocomments=BUT IF SHE IS AN ALIEN SHE’S A GREAT ALIEN…AND I HOPE THAT A LOT OF ALIENS LIKE SHE CAN GO ON THE EARTH. I admire your pragmatism.
‘YOU SAD PERSON get a life’
Date: Wed, 17 Feb 1999 21:03:480000 From:Gordon Woulfe name=Krissten Muhlander alien=No comments=YOU SAD PERSON get a life They never tell me what kind of life to get. A life mocking over-hyped celebrities probably isn’t what they mean, but unless they’re more specific how am I to know?
‘This is so stupid. Get a life’
Date: Sun, 14 Feb 1999 17:37:18 EST From:DDCeline@example.com name=DDCelinealien=Nocomments=This is so stupid. Get a life I’m not the one posting on Valentine’s Day. I’m just saying.
‘I think you should have something better to do in your Jacked-up life!’
Date: Sat, 30 Jan 1999 16:10:46 EST From:Jayarg@example.com Subject: How stupid can you be? I think you should have something better to do in your Jacked-up life! I mean, what’s up with you just coloring her skin like that?You just want some attention or something like that? You think we human beings would believe that […]