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‘YOUR SUCH A DORK, YOUR JUST DOING THIS TO GET ATTENTION.’

Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 18:36:07 EST
From:Skribble85@example.com
Subject: Celine Dion is an Alien
YOU’RE A SICK PERSON!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CELINES NOT AN ALIEN, THEY DON’T EXCIST.
YOUR SUCH A DORK, YOUR JUST DOING THIS TO GET ATTENTION.

‘I want to be your boy.I will do anything you say forever.’

Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 15:26:05 -0800
From: J Cox
Subject: Me

My name is Allen Jacobsen.I want to be your boy.I will do anything you
say forever.
Please send me directions.
Jcox@example.com
Anything

Gosh. But why doesn’t your name match your email address?

‘You are sick!’

Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 08:35:53 EST
From:MTK719@example.com

Subject: You are sick!

People Magazine will be happy to see this.

I sat by the phone waiting for a call from People for *ages* after this comment. They never rang.

Posted byminke sucksFebruary 23, 1999August 11, 2012Posted in1999, Celine Dion is an alien

‘she’s from Charlemagne’

Date: Mon, 22 Feb 1999 15:26:31 EST
From: Celine68@example.com

name=Chandra
alien=No
comments=Her skin isn’t really green sillyShe
isn’t from Pracsehs- she’s from Charlemagne Her voice is very rare and that’s why it seems sh
e is not from earth

Phew, thanks for clearing that up for us!

By the way, did you all notice that ‘Pracsehs’ is ‘she’s crap’, backwards? Now I think of it, it might have looked more impressively alien if I’d been grammatically correct and written it Pracs’ehs.

Posted byminke sucksFebruary 22, 1999August 11, 2012Posted in1999, Celine Dion is an alien

‘Yeah right’

Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 12:18:30 -0400
From: craig@example.com (Craig Cannon)

name=Your name
alien=No
comments=Yeah right

Thanks Craig, I’m glad you agree.

Posted byminke sucksFebruary 20, 1999August 11, 2012Posted inCeline Dion is an alien

‘BUT IF SHE IS AN ALIEN SHE’S A GREAT ALIEN’

Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 17:35:510100 (MET)
From: “yves montandon”

name=LUDOVIC
alien=No
comments=BUT IF SHE IS AN ALIEN SHE’S A GREAT ALIEN…AND I HOPE THAT A LOT OF ALIENS LIKE SHE CAN GO ON THE EARTH.

I admire your pragmatism.

Posted byminke sucksFebruary 18, 1999August 11, 2012Posted in1999, Celine Dion is an alien

‘YOU SAD PERSON get a life’

Date: Wed, 17 Feb 1999 21:03:480000

From:Gordon Woulfe

name=Krissten Muhlander
alien=No
comments=YOU SAD PERSON get a life

They never tell me what kind of life to get. A life mocking over-hyped celebrities probably isn’t what they mean, but unless they’re more specific how am I to know?

Posted byminke sucksFebruary 17, 1999August 11, 2012Posted in1999, Celine Dion is an alien

‘This is so stupid. Get a life’

Date: Sun, 14 Feb 1999 17:37:18 EST
From:DDCeline@example.com

name=DDCeline
alien=No
comments=This is so stupid. Get a life

I’m not the one posting on Valentine’s Day. I’m just saying.

‘I think you should have something better to do in your Jacked-up life!’

Date: Sat, 30 Jan 1999 16:10:46 EST
From:Jayarg@example.com
Subject: How stupid can you be?
I think you should have something better to do in your Jacked-up life! I mean,
what’s up with you just coloring her skin like that?You just want some
attention or something like that? You think we human beings would believe that
Celine is really an alien? My point…if you have a problem with Celine’s
looks or singing, well then dont mind her!!!